No design blog for you!

It appears as though you have no flash installed or javascript turned on. Most likely you're trying to acces this page on a mobile device. If you want to enjoy all that this design blog has to offer I can wholeheartedly recommend that you get flash, turn javascript on and view it on a big-ass monitor with a decent internet connection. This is some hardcore webstuff!

But while you're here, we might as well make the best of it. You're no doubt bored and are looking to be entertained. If you're a very busy person and don't have time for nonsense, you'd better leave. But if that's the case, I do wonder why you've read this far anyway. Or came to coert.com in the first place.

So yeah, you were looking for something fun, something exciting, beautifully designed, with a joke here, a deep thought there and then when you couldn't find that, you remembered Coert's blog. Or you googled some shit. Or maybe one of your friends highly recommended this one page full of wonder on twitter or facebook and you went there, because you trust this person, this person with excellent taste, and technology bit you in the ass.

Okay, so it's not like a terrorist killed everyone you cared about, but still it stings. At least a little.

Now I could describe the page to you. How it utilizes animation and sound and features a clever thought or a witty visual allegory, but I'm not sure which page they were referring you to, so I can't. Not all pages have that anyway, and there are quite a few blogposts in this designblog.

There's one about the birth of my second cousin, but frankly it's one of the least impressive ones. Sometimes I phone these babies in - no pun intended. I'm a busy man. Well, maybe not so much busy, what's the word I'm looking for...? Lazy! I'm a lazy man.

So, I'll wrap this up. Not that I'm not glad you came by. I am. I am! But you know this won't work out. You don't have Flash, I can't be bothered to learn html5 and CSS. That's how it goes, it is in the design. I wish you all the best. I really do. But this is goodbye. Goodbye, my sad friend. Don't forget me as I was, some random dude you hardly knew!